The Emblem of Crap

2010-01-11T00:00:00.003+08:00

All good things have to come to an end.

A most cliche thing to say indeed. Still, it does hold true to its words, however unfortunate those words may be. This blog has proven itself to be the ultimate avenue to express my opinions. Through this blog, i have had the pleasure of immortalizing moments of sheer exuberance amongst a myriad of other emotions. Thus, it is without a doubt that i do feel a tad remorseful to simply abandon this blog.

Alas, the choice was not mine to make. Circumstances have an almost peculiar way of exerting their influence over certain aspects of life. I shall not reveal explicitly what these circumstances may be, for they are much too personal in nature for me to reveal in such a careless fashion, lest they come back to haunt me in the future.

Let us now take this instance to bid farewell to this blog, my blog. Sayonara...The Emblem of Crap.

some pics

2009-12-02T17:42:00.003+08:00

ok, i promised a friend that i'll upload a pic of my awesome bed and here it is:

anyways, it sucks to be low on cash. its like you wanna buy a bike, but you only have a budget of only 200 bucks. its like shyt man, my choices are like limited to the cheap china ones. k'dam, but its kay, since i don't really ride like hardcore. yea, zw im looking at you and john. shall have to try save up a few scraps of cash to add some shimanos to whatever bike i get. at least got some street cred that way. haiz, what a great time to have money woes.

oh yea, dam important. who wants ter buy my old bike? i'm selling it off for 35 bucks. bought it for 100 bucks after discount 5 years back. its in good condition alright. i just gave it a fresh coat of oil on the chains so its still smooth and all. a bit muddy here and there {actually the whole bike kena covered in mud} but i'll be willing to clean it up free of charge. its very basic bike, i must add. 24 incher with grip shifters for 12 gears and and no sus. its a urata by the way. by the way, all proceeds will go to my shimanos. and sorry lar, i too lazy to take a pic of it. hahaha. =P

hhhm

2009-11-27T22:06:00.004+08:00

grrrrr. i'm like sick of being sick. no...nooooo...noooooooooo! who isn't sick of being sick by the way? i like woke up this morning with a fucking sore throat and a bloody flu. yea, i know that i should be like used to it a bit being on long-term medication and all that, but still it sucks. yea , i also know, i sound dam gay writing as if i'm like having a war with flu or something, but fuckit. its like so irritating being stuck at home. i wanted to go out play lor. now, one whole day of my ultimate holiday has been wasted. wtf. what could i have possiblely done to deserve this? i was supposed to be slacking in peace, not sneezing my ass off. i was like not even in the mood for music or gundam or teletubbies. ok, maybe not the music part {and definitly not the teletubbies part} coz i'm like mudvayne-ing now. but thats coz i'm not exactly sickeningly sick, which is kinda apparent coz i'm blogging right now. you dig? anyways, i shall look forward to tommorrow. zhi's one helluva metalhead of a cow is like totally calling out for me. rock it out you four legged critter!!!

IT'S ALL OVER!!! ZOMFS!!! ZOMFS!!!

2009-11-16T09:07:00.000+08:00

Date : 16th November 2009

Time : 0845 Hours

Report :

On this day, the 16th of November 2009, Devaganesh S/0 Shanmuganandam, has officially finished his 'O' Levels. Today, he sat for his last paper at 0800 Hours and finished it at 0830 Hours. It has been declared that as of now he is a free bird. End of Report.

Signed by : Kambeng Corps

Hitler fails his 'O' Level A.Maths!

2009-11-15T18:04:00.004+08:00

for 2 years we toiled to take one paper. one paper that will determine our future. yes, im talking about A.Maths, the hardest possible subject of all time. so, i feel that this spoof that iqbal and i created will be something that we students can relate to. its the Hitler bunker scene again. but this time, its tons better. witness Hitler getting his ass whipped by A.Maths. it was tiring to edit scene after scene and hear hitler screaming for hours at end. but the 15+ hours that we put in was thoroughly rewarding. hope you guys enjoy this and laugh till your asses rip. oh by the way, take note of how the generals respond, i swear, they answer like total bastards who couldn't give a fuck about Hitler failing his 'O' Levels .

EPIC ROFL

2009-11-14T23:14:00.014+08:00

its youtube time! yes, its that time again when i go post something from youtube. wooots! lols. i was like at iqbal's place for like the whole day and we like ended up taking a short break to watch some youtube stuff. first, check this out, its called Wait and Bleed by Slipknot. but its not what it initially seems to be. its been Disney-fied! yes, some prick go edit their london concert to make it Disney-fied! oms, its like the one thing that every metal band hopes will never ever happen to them. and you know what? its fucking hilarious! its like Corey was like was like so darn polite and totally ROFLMAO. even the way he swear fuck at the end when he was thanking the audience was fucking polite. all of them were like wtf head banging to a gay song! ROROROROROROROR! check it out, i swear its like totally not Slipknot like that. oms, my fave band of all time playing like the jonas brothers! what has the world come to? screw you Disney and your Hannah Montana! LMOA! i swear the person who edited the whole thing like fucking owns man! btw, my current blog song is the original version fyi.

then, second check out this vid. its like some genius go make like fucking funny one. its Hips don't lie ft Danzig and its like totally synced out till its pimping. its seriously hilarious man. especially the part when that danzig fella goes humping the air at about 1.20 mins. the expression on his face is priceless. i swear, i see that part hor, i laugh until my sides friggin hurt. its exactly like teng yue's face when he does his jack off lolololololololoolololol.

fuckit

2009-11-12T20:08:00.001+08:00

uuurghhh!!! why, oh why must i be the one taking the last paper!!! its like the whole school ends their o levels by friday and i must be the special one taking a paper on monday. whhhhyyyyy??? dang! at least today's papers was kay. started off with mother tongue. the letter i pretty sure can get more than 10 marks, but the paper 2 wasn't that good. some parts i couldn't really catch, especially the vocab parts. oh well, thats what you get for not going for lessons. at least there is still a chance of getting 25% of the not sure ones correct. though i some how ended up sleeping through half the paper. zzzzzzz. bio was a bit better. i got 37/40 or 38/40{coz miss wong not sure of one question}. dam. it better be natural selections. it would make darwin and mty proud. combined sci was kay. got 39/40. fuck the chromatagraphy question. should have gotten full marks for it lor. chem is for douches. fuck it. if i ever go JC i am so not gonna take chem ever again. oh well, time to slack until next week.

2009-11-09T11:15:00.003+08:00

BOOMERANGS FTW!!!

o levels so far: the third installment

2009-11-06T19:49:00.013+08:00

ok, it is official. all the hardcore papers are over, if you don't count in mother tongue that it is. today's bio was kay. but some questions like too funny leh. i like halfway through the paper didn't feel like doing it and ended up taking a 5 min chillax session with kenny rogers. for once, i feel that ponning lesson, sleeping during lesson and not doing homework was a good thing. it forced me to study out of my text book on my own and not rely on those noob notes that were far too skimpy on details. and that gave me a shit load of details to spam for the paper. but the REAL highlight of today has definitely gots to be Jennifer's Body. the movie was omg awesome. ok, maybe its not as great as Public Enemies which i personally feel was the best movie this year, but, its still darn good. i mean come on, megan fox leh. how to go wrong one? i shan't be an asshole and reveal the plot but i has to say this; the movie is like a bit of comedy + gore + blood + kick ass action + a good number of classic fright scenes. oh, i also figured out how maroon 5 got so famous as well. all in all, its a good ol' family-oriented movie highly recommended for the whole family. man, how i wish there were more of such wholesome movies. the only bad thing about the whole thing is that gurvind got to watch it before me. dam. not fair leh. why must those bastard cambridge people put bio after all the other papers?!!! dammit, i bet those screwballs are probably laughing their asses off drawing a nice fat cross on my answers. more dammits.

aww, isn't she cute?

EDIT : OK, I ADMIT IT. THE ONLY REASON WHY I EVEN REMOTELY LIKE THIS MOVIE IS COZ MEGAN FOX IS HOT!

o levels so far, the second installment

2009-11-04T11:48:00.006+08:00

ok, this week's round of o levels was like tons better. S/S and Chem was good. so was Physics. but History was kind of funny in the end. the paper was not bad. everything that i studied for came out. but after the paper ended hor, i had this dam bad gut feeling that i screwed up some where. then at night i thought i remembered where i screwed up. i thought that it was one of my factor's linking. then half an hour later, i figured out that the linking that i thought i had gotten wrong was perfectly correct. {i thought that i forgot to link it to hilter gaining support, when in actual fact i did write it that way, just that i forgot that i wrote it down.} dam bloody funny sia. whole day i was worrying about a mistake i didn't make. LOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOL. one more paper to go, then i can clear this week's bruden off my shoulders and watch Jennifer's Body! WOOOTS!

o lvls so far

2009-11-01T09:44:00.014+08:00

ok, let's sum up this week's round of the O levels. firstly, english was fucking screwed. i think i`m going to get an uber ugly B4 for it. E.Maths i think also kind of screwed up. i`ll most likely get B3 for it. A.Maths was the best. i totally forgot to do the sketching trigo graph part. threw away 2 marks. dammit. i was going to do that after i finished everything else, but i forgot all about it. fuck. there goes my A2. what a great way to screw up my life. tomorrow got S/S and sub Chem. i`m guessing that its going to be just as hard. dammit. bye bye, CJC. bye bye, PJC. hello ITE Dover. the D in Dover stands for Devaganesh by the way :{. it`s as if i was destined to go there. uurgh. using iqbal's awesome joke {*cough, cough*}{wow, aren't i the discreet one} that since his name starts with an "I", he would go to ITE, i believe that its safe to say that the Teng Tengs, Tian rui, Eugene, Emily, Wei zhi and john ang Wee heng{ITE West} will also end up in ITE. at least i has some company for the next few years.

deepavali ' 09

2009-10-19T12:26:00.015+08:00

ok, one final post before the O levels. yesterday, deepavali was dam motherfucking awesome! i was studying stuff when tian rui first appeared at my place for dinner at 7. then came the teng tengs. iqbal arrived shortly after that. we makaned some stuff and went to my room. actually, my dad told me to study and not fool around. but what the heck. last time to have some fun before the exams. in the end it was like dam bloody hilarious. we ended up raping mary mah teng yue. that seriously was the funniest shit i have ever seen. we were all took my lil bro's toy golf sticks and started wacking and poking the shit out of him. teng yue was like "NOOOO, CUT IT OUT!". but we couldn't resist the urge to poke him. i swear, teng yue looked as if he was having a fit or something. he was like trying to block us like some kind of crazy spastic child and ended rolling on the chair. tian rui best. he like dam violent slam teng yue into the closet. wow, fear the gay. in the end teng yue ran out of the room. but he dam clever. he left his bag inside my room. so we held it hostage, though we did return it after we realised it was almost 10pm. i followed them out of the house, intending to drop them off at lot one. but the moment we stepped into the lift, we had another strong urge to kachau teng yue again. but he guessed what we were going to do and ran out before the lift door closed. so we went down first and camped at the other lift for him. finally the other lift came down. and sure enough, it was him. we all chiong ambush him and rammed him back into the lift. i go jam 13th floor and we started poking and whacking him all the way up. then we let him escape and went back down. he came back down from the stairs with iqbal. he kana tio self pwned again. he wanted to take the lift to the 2nd floor and run to the other stairs. but, at the my block, the second floor ends halfway to accomodate the road beneath it. so he had no choice but to use the only stairs and come straight down to us. then followed him about until teng yi had this awesome idea of pulling down his pants in public and throwing it over the school fence. you should have seen the way teng yue ran! it was like ROFL. we like laughing and chasing him all the way. finally stopped kachauing him and took a tour around the perimeter of the school. kind of creepy i guess, especially when you look into the DNT classrooms. it was like dam ulu ulu and all you saw were the exit signs. we also saw the bench of truth again lols. then went around doing stupid things under the blocks. teng yue epic again. he did his signature jack off with one of those mini gym stuff meant for the elderly. we managed to find a dam cool spot to take group photo. its at that place in between my class and 4B. if you stand outside the fence and look in that direction, its like something like a pontianak is gonna jump out like that. ended up finishing our tour of the school and went to the LRT. dropped them off and went back home. i went about talking to the rest of the guests. by then i like no mood to study at all. ended up reading ghosts stories online and listening to songs until like almost 3 in the morning. woke up at like 10am with this dam painful headache. haiz, i really has to control this waking up problem of mine. every time end up going school at 8.20 plus. the only time i came to school on time was this monday. zhi recently had to start acting the role of an alarm clock for the past few weeks. every time call me at 8 in the morning to wake me up. thx zhi! good thing i know how not to get caught for coming late for school, hor my dear prasanth? i just hope i reach school on time for the o levels. if not dam suay i tell you.

a chronicle of ganesh's sec sch days

2009-10-16T13:28:00.035+08:00

wow. to be honest, i was actually kind of looking forward to leaving school. i mean come on, if you saw the school building every single hour of your life, you would feel the same way too. but i have to admit, i will miss kranji. not because of the whole run down appearance of the school, but rather because of the people. i never had this much fun before i came to secondary school. in primary school, i was a stereotypical no-life-nerd to be honest{melvin and ihsan, my dear 6A.3 classmates would definitely attest to this.} it was only after i came to secondary school did i actually start to enjoy life.

i still remember my first day of secondary school. the first thing i learnt was that melvin was going to be in my class for another year. given the fact that melvin and i were actually dam close buddies in primary school, i was really elated. then the next person that i met was our dear teng yue. before long, i was with teng yi, teng yue, tian rui, iqbal and jun yong. i still remember jun yong being my best friend. though we did kind of quarrel, i guess we are ok with each other now. and of course, how can we forget scammer teo. he always promised to give us only one question for homework. yea, ONE question with part A TO Z! had to stay back in school almost everyday to finish his bloody homework. and then still must redo coz of stupid reasons like saving paper by canceling my english summary and doing my maths at the other side. got one time had to redo like 5 whole fucking times before he let me off. then came the end of year exams for sec 2. i barely managed to flunk it. it was so bad i was like wad, 198 in level position. i didn't exactly have the luxury of choosing a course and had to settle for the rainbow stuff in the end.

then came sec 3. with that came the formation of the bench of truth. it started with teng yi starting to bring food outside the canteen to the back staircase. it eventually became the spot to hang out at. unfortunately, we had to change locations to that funny little bench with its uber short legs. soon after, we christened it as "The Bench of Truth". the bench of truth was born! it was the place where all of us so much fun and laughter. we ate there, played there and even pissed each other off there. in short, the bench of truth was the ultimate emblem that represented us bench of truth people.

sec 4 saw the change of location of the bench of truth. it was moved from its previous spot at the patch of grass to its current iconic spot behind the DNT block. memories of us fooling around there will always stay with me. from me tripping over that chain to feeding birds with what siddarth would describe as pandan rice to zhi's sick concoction of snail juice. over the past years, we have bonded so much together, ponning school to go fort canning and all the other awesome adventures that we shared. so, it is without a doubt that i will miss the bench of truth.

in a bid to preserve our unparalleled legacy, we have been busy with photo takings and all for the past two days. today had to be the most epic one. firstly, during recess we signed our names at the bench of truth. mine was Devaganesh S/O A Gundam. wow, im like an android! tian rui's one had to be the most hilarious one. it was GPT-R. wanna guess what that stands for? well let me enlighten you; its Gay Porn Tian-Rui! then came the group photo session. got one pic dam fucking funny one. i was like sitting on the bench and everyone lifted it up, with me on it! dam funny like hell man. they still can shake me out of the bench at the last minute before the shot. then after school we went around throwing tiussue papers at the toilet and mangaged to punch the notice board for the last time. saifful was like lololololol. we also recycled zw as we believe in saving the earth. aaron also dam funny. he threw the broom and the dustpan down the building. great things come in pairs right? well, so do brooms and dustpans. we then proceeded to dump the recycling bins into the school lift. mother fucking funny sia. we go press first floor and ran away to camp at the second floor. after making several trips up and down did it finally stopped at the second floor. and you know what? the bins were still there inspite of the lift being used by several teachers! ROFL! we like prevented alot of teachers from using it sia. some even used the stairs instead. MORE ROFLS! then went out for our last lunch at limbang with tian rui and teng yi. took our time to came back to school. but we didn't waste a second in throwing our awesome table out of the school compound! sia lar. it was like dam epic motherfucking owning! the whole table simply fell apart to pieces. we ran out of school and saw to it that it was completely disassembled. that had gots to be the funniest shit that ever happened to that table lor! now, its lying outside outside school waiting to rot. hopefully, i won't end up in stomp for that, if not bobby is so going to screw me upside down. alas, all good things have to come to end. nevermind, i shall look forward to deepavali. i bet it will be a blast with the teng tengs, iqbal and tian rui in the house.

to round off this dam long epic post, i just wanna say this: "BENCH OF TRUTH FTW!!!". may we do well for our O levels and live awesome lives. wow, i got tears in my eyes. anyways, i totally cannot wait for that end of O level trip to pulau ubin to burn notes. WOOTS!!! xD

here are some awesome pics courtesy of zhao wei, john and eugene:

behold, the bench of truth!
zhi's awesome cat!
nice shot of the puddle at the bench there
ok, this is srsly cool

hahaha! zw literally tio thrashed by me, siddarth and eugene!
group photo!
more group photos!
the ultimate tug-o-war!
ganesh, heir to the bench of truth!

ROFL! EPICNESS!
kana tio ousted from my awesome throne!
all our signatures on the bench. mine the uber cute "RAWR". rmbr, its not vandalism. vandalism = bad!

O LEVEL SHIT

2009-10-07T21:03:00.008+08:00

If those cambridge bastards want to pick a fight with me, i'll give them a motherfucking war they'll never forget.

bench of truth

2009-10-01T16:57:00.005+08:00

I AM VERY SERIOUS ABOUT THIS MATTER. IF YOU DON'T BELONG IN THE BENCH OF TRUTH, GET FUCK OUT. I AM SICK OF SEEING CERTAIN INDIVIDUALS ACTING LIKE THEY OWN THE BENCH. WE DON'T DESERVE YOUR BULLSHIT. SO JUST GET THE FUCK OUT AND DON'T EVER COME BACK. YOU GETTING THIS, BITCH?

prelim 2 + metallica

2009-09-27T09:57:00.014+08:00

ok, prelim II sucks balls. i has nothing more to say about that matter. anyway, check this mv out. its a song called all nightmare long by metallica. i didn't know there was a mv for it. so, when i first saw it, i thought it was just some random video. then i realised it really was a metallica mv. they like intentionally made the mv look as if it was from the 70's or something. kind of cool, i guess. its based on an alternate history. so here's some real history to make sure you guys understand what shit they're saying. in 1908, there was this Tunguska event which occured at Tungaska {obviously}. the event was basically just a meteor crash. ok, not a crash coz it like blew up in the air. anyway this bugger called Kulik went to research on it lah. well, enough of real history, metallica's version of history is way more cool.

thats the original version of the song. this is the detuned version of the song. the guitars sound loads more heavy and shiok with this tuning. but hetfield sing a bit funny lols.

DOOM

2009-09-13T17:41:00.009+08:00

I AM DOOMED. I AM FUCKING DOOMED TO FAIL THIS SHIT PRELIM 2.

NUMBER 1: I LOST MY S/S TEXTBOOK. WOW. HOW GREAT OF ME. AND TO THINK I ONLY JUST REALISED IT. I MUST BE A FUCKING GENIUS.

NUMBER 2: HISTORY AH? MRS RAM IS CONFIRM GOING TO MURDER ME ALIVE AND SKIN THE SHIT OUT OF ME.

NUMBER 2: ALL MY ENGLISH NOTES ARE ALSO MISSING! AWESOME.

NUMBER 3: MY E.MATHS IS TOTALLY GONE CASE. I DONT EVEN FEEL LIKE SITTING FOR THAT BLOODY PAPER! I'D MUCH RATHER DIE!

NUMBER 4: A.MATHS. DONT NEED SAY LAR, HOR? SURE FAIL.

NUMBER 5: MY PHYSICS EXISTS IN A WORLD OF ITS OWN. MIND CLEARING MY MIND ON THIS AWESOMELY COMPLEX SUBJECT?

NUMBER 6: MY CHEM ALSO EXISTS IN MY OWN WORLD. I THINK I DID A SPLENDID JOB IN FORGETTING ALL THAT STUFF MR.KAT TAUGHT ME.

NUMBER 7: BIO LOOKS DAM FRIGHTFULLY INTIMIDATING SIA! I SERIOUSLY DONT THINK I CAN CHIONG 22 CHAPTERS IN A ONE PATHETIC WEEK.

IN SHORT, I AM MOTHERFUCKING SCREWED. SIA LAR, I CANT BELIEVE IM GONNA FAIL THIS PRELIM! WHAT WAS ALL THAT CAMPING AT THE LIBRARY FOR? TO FAIL? FUCK! I JUST WANT THIS SHIT TO END SO THAT I CAN GO KILL MYSELF. FUCK FUCK FUCK! I NEVER WANT TO WALK DOWN THIS FUCKING ROAD EVER AGAIN!

zhi b'day

2009-09-03T18:51:00.010+08:00

ZHI BIRTHDAY WAS TOTALLY ROFL TO THE POWER OF ROFL TO THE POWER OF ZOMS!!! his cousin's gang and i went to pizza hut after lesson to go celebrate his birthday. after makaning all those awesome pizzas, we finally gave our presents. guess what he got? a pack of condoms courtesy of yours truly. TOTAL OWNAGE!!! i was like laughing my ass off thoughout the whole thing lor! zhi was like "...". we even wrapped it up like dam awesome. still got birthday card leh! but dam, he refused to bring it home. shall bring it to school tommorrow and show it to the whole class and the bench of truth gang!!! ZOMS,ZOMS, TOTAL ROFL!!!

haziq, watch out, you're next!!!

HELLSING

2009-08-28T15:52:00.007+08:00

AAAARRGH!!! after so long, the subs for episode 6 of HELLSING OVA are still not out. i've finished the manga and anime but not the OVA! why the hell must they take so long to finish making the subs?!!! its like forever. now they like only at episode 5. episode 6 has been out for like a month, yet there aren't any fan subs available. man this sucks shit. i fear that i will go insane if i duns gets to see episode 6 soon. for now, all that i can do is to make do with AMVs. dear satan, relieve me of my burden and get those bastards to finish faster.

by the way, check this out. its like one heck of an awesome AMV:

one more vid, here's my favorite episode, its at the attack of the hellsing headquarters and its totally AWESOME!!!

USELESS GAY FAGGOT SON OF A BITCH

2009-08-26T17:01:00.004+08:00

USELESS GAY FUCKING FAGGOT SON OF A BITCH! i've said it before and i'll say it again. mike teo is a useless gay fucking faggot son of a bitch! that guy is seriously a douchebag to the core. today got a.maths mock and i decided to pon it coz i didn't feel like going at all. i was just about to switch on the com when that motherfucker called. i was hoping that it was my mum's friend or something and not him. but, dam, it was. he told me to come down in 5min or i die. KANNINA! people pon also cannot isit?!!! i felt like telling him to go jack off before i stab his bloody face with a dagger! see him for three fucking years until i feel like puking blood over his smelly ass! if this goes on, i think i might as well drop a.maths, since thats what he wants me to do.

OWNAGE

2009-08-17T16:42:00.005+08:00

THIS HAS GOTS TO BE MY BEST ORAL EXAM EVER!!! THE PASSAGE WAS HARD, BUT THE PICTURE AND CONVERSATION WAS AWESOME!!!

HALLOWED BE THY NAME

2009-08-17T13:48:00.001+08:00

DAM EXICTED MAN, AFTER SO LONG I CAN TAKE MY ORAL EXAM ALREADY!!! MY FIRST 'O' LEVEL PAPER!!! I MANAGED TO PON BIO AND WENT FOR EARLY LUNCH. NOW, I'M LIKE WAITING TO GO BACK!!! MUST TRASH WEN XUAN!!!

ENGLISH 'O' LEVEL ORAL

2009-08-17T07:04:00.004+08:00

its now like 7 in the morning. i mangaged to wake up early at 6. made sure i had plenty to makan and shave off my awesome weekend beard. right now, i feel kinda relaxed actually. i thought i would be like dam nervous. maybe i was so nervous on saturday that i don't really feel worried now. hopefully the topic will be at my advantage and i can pwn people. this is like my only ticket to get an A for my english, so i better not screw up like some douchebag. i think i'll leave for school now coz its like 7.10 already. wow, i dun think i've been to school so early before! sia lar! dam excited! MY FIRST 'O' LEVEL PAPER!!!

OMFS

2009-08-16T15:25:00.012+08:00

OH MY FUCKING SATAN! I JUST SPENT 10 MINUTES WITH A NISSAN GTR UP CLOSE! i was like washing my dad's car and we like just finished. then while my dad was drying the car, she came! that babe was like rolling past me with her twin turbo V6 3.8 purring all the way. and its looks? it was drop-dead gorgeous, simply smoking. all the curves were in the right place and she looked fucking hot. when the driver kicked her into reverse and merely TOUCHED{this is no exaggeration} the accelerator, the beast lurched like a puma. the only thing restraining her were those humongous drilled brembos{should be ceremic if my memory serves me right}. if there is one thing hotter than megan fox, this is it; a 480bhp AWD beauty from the depths of hell.

check out this awesome vid. its a test drive and they managed to juice out a muddafucking insane 0-100 acceleration of 3.3s. thats 0.2s better than the 3.5 nissan claimed!

HOLY HELL

2009-08-10T19:29:00.004+08:00

WOW!!! I STUDIED FOR ONE WHOLE HOUR!!!

THAT FUCKED UP CURSE

2009-08-07T17:10:00.003+08:00

finally, oh finally, the curse has been lifted. after so long teng yi kana, completing the curse. he got scolded by ang mohs for accidently scraping past them with his bike. actually, it wasn't really his fault; they didn't give way, so he had no choice but to like try navigate past them. but still kind of funny ah. so this boils it down to teng yue getting screwed by the piano and that trainee chef at fort canning, me getting owned by algae at pasir ris park, and teng yi getting fucked by ang mohs at pulau ubin. after how many months sia. from the first time we ponned together to the last time we pon school together. i swear its a fucking curse. and its been lifted.

National Day

2009-08-07T16:52:00.002+08:00

national day has gots to be the bestest reason ever to pon school. the teng tengs, lester and i took the chance to pon school as a group for the last time in our secondary school lives. dam fun lor. we went to pulau ubin and cycled around like insane people. a good combo of off-road and on-road. i think we pretty much covered the entire island. the highlight was definately the 'campfire'. teng yi spotted a campfire site and we soon found some leaves and wood to burn. of course ah, after that we went about burning all the other stuff around. we left at about 1.40 coz it was like gonna rain. came back home at about 4.00 and am now slacking my ass off.

POST NUMBER 50

2009-08-02T18:05:00.003+08:00

after so long,post number 50 is finally out!!!
so lets spend this post on the latest movie i watched; Public Enemies.
i tell you, its the most funniest movie right now. all of them die dam fucking funny! baby face was the best. he died shooting the tommy gun at the floor uncontrollaby like some insane bastard. melvin purvis had to spam bullets just to kill him off. then still got that useless interrogator. he kana tio mocked by billie lor. she was like "you useless pile of fats, you actually belived my awesome lie that i came here on a taxi?!" ZOMS. TOTAL PWNAGE! but that guy dam bastard, he go beat her up like son of a bitch gay faggot. then hor, when dillinger died, it was more ROFL!!! it was like one guy behind him with the pistol aimed at him. then he turned around and kana shot.dam funny and cool to the max. i couldn't tahan but to laugh lor!!! they still can mock the FBI leh. dillinger just walked into the "DILLINGER SQUAD" office and asked the people there the score for some game. the best part, they coudn't even recognise the man they were haunting down, inspite of the fact that he wasn't wearing any disguise. MORE ROFL!!! you have gots to see it. comedy of the month, though it a bit like the serious kind of comedy.

THE DAY OF BLACK SUN:2

2009-07-22T16:31:00.004+08:00

by the way, the solar eclipse reminds me of Avatar leh. remember that awesome episode when aang planned to invade the fire nation on the day of the solar eclipse? well, i can watch that epic screw up all over again, coz Avatar is back on okto!!! fuck yeah!!!

fuck the eclipse

2009-07-22T16:13:00.003+08:00

i feel like a fucking douchebag! today hor, i went to see the dam elusive solar eclipse at the science center. it did rain in the morning, but i was hoping that it would stop. in the end, it didn't. dam. i risked my balls for nothing leh. got so many press people there. i go into the room hor, first thing i see is a camera pointed in my direction. still got one faggot ass kana tio interviewed on camera right behind me. i think my parents better not see the news today, if not i am so fucking screwed.

ROFL friday

2009-07-17T15:09:00.002+08:00

only one word can fully do justice to today; ROFL!!! today was like the most hilarious day ever!!! there was like this dam funny fight between chan jui, cheng en and yuri. when i heard chan jui and cheng en hor, i practically laughed my ass off!!! i mean just take a look at them. do they honestly look like they have got the balls to really fight??? then hor, got another ROFL incident. jun yong openly defy mr.koh. apperently jun yong was throwing paper planes down the building and koh had problem with that. jun yong being the genius he was, go find more problem by dissing koh in his face. i was like LMAO even more lor!!! this has totally gots to be the funniest day ever in kranji!!! for more info please visit eugene blog coz he witnessed both incidents first-hand{lucky bugger!}. the only thing that wasn't funny was detention lor,ROFL!!!friday pwns!!!

perfect insanity

2009-07-12T13:29:00.004+08:00

ok, i think i may be going insane, or maybe, its just an obsession. but whatever it is, i friggin LOVE it! i want a drumset! i have been wanting to play the drums for like the whole year, but lately, i die die want to play. its like so fucking fun lor. the only thing that ain't fun is like getting the cash. i think i need to like work forever to get like 1.7 k. but, i dam swear, its going to be worth it like hell!
oh, don't tell my mum 'bout that, kay?

BLOODY MOTHERFUCKERS

2009-07-02T16:53:00.011+08:00

BLOODY MOTHERFUCKERS! WHAT THE FUCK IS THEIR PROBLEM! ANYHOW SET THE FUCKING FAGGOT A.MATHS PAPER! WHAT THE HOLY HELL IS WRONG WITH THOSE FUCKING SCREWBALLS!
want to set paper, at least set at a reasonable standard ah. set so hard for what. if thats not all, they still have the cheek to mock us and say that the prelim is 3 times harder than that shit! i don't know what the fuck to say about them man. they really should consider fucking themselves real hard. WTF!

KoЯn

2009-06-25T13:39:00.009+08:00

hey you, hey you, found this old vid by KoЯn. dam fucking hilarious. initally i was like what the fuck is snoop dogg and xzibit doing here. then noticed at the end that the korn people switched genre. so the headbangers become the rappers and vice verse.haiz...all time fav song...classic...

TRANSFORMERS, MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE

2009-06-25T09:51:00.006+08:00

I FUCKING SWEAR! YOU HAVE GOTS TO WATCH TRANSFORMERS! I JUST WATCHED IT LIKE LAST NIGHT/EARLY MORNING! AND IT IS FUCKING AWESOME! I KNOW I SAY AWESOME LIKE SOME BLOODY SCREWBALL, BUT THIS TIME, ITS AWESOME TO THE POWER OF AWESOME! THINK ABOUT IT; HOT BABES{GOT ONE BABE HOTTER THAN MEGAN FOX}, HOT CARS{CHECK OUT FOR THE BRAND NEW CHEVY CORVETTE C6 ZR1} AND MIND-BLASTING ACTION, WHAT MORE CAN YOU HONESTLY ASK FOR? OH, AND THEY ADDED A DAM HILARIOUS ELEMENT OF COMEDY THIS TIME ROUND! THE ENTIRE CINEMA WAS LIKE FULL HOUSE! AND THAT WAS THE LAST TIMESLOT! TWO OF MY FRIENDS COULDN'T GET TICKETS AT ALL! LUCKY I WOKE UP EARLY JUST TO BUY THE TICKETS 12 HOURS BEFORE THE SHOW.I FUCKING CAN'T WAIT FOR TRANSFORMERS 3 IN 2011! ITS COMING OUT ON JUNE 29 2011! MUST TAHAN!!!

2009-06-24T11:13:00.009+08:00

zoms, today is like the most awesome day ever!!!
i finally finished reading HELLSING!!!
isn't that awesome?
its like the most awesome manga ever!!!
Hellsing is about this bunch of pychos going around killing people like sick motherfuckers!!!
almost every single page is like filled to the brim with nothing but blood and gore!!!
talk about action-packed!!!
I LOVE HELLSING!!!

2009-06-23T10:24:00.004+08:00

whoooots! i am back from malaysia!!!!
long time never go there sia, the last time was like november last year. still remember that, i had to go malaysia the day after i just came back from the genting trip. i was like "mom u joking ah, tommorow go malaysia, i just came back from there now leh."
anyways, this trip was like awesome. i went to my grandparents house. long time never eat my grandma's awesome chicken curry. she makes it just LIKE STALIN!!! and of course, my grandpa's uber lame jokes. awesome way to kill the weekend, LIKE STALIN!!!
oh, by the way, i may have contracted babi flu. so yeahhhh! i'm so gonna fucking kill the entire school population, LIKE STALIN!!!

nobody

2009-06-16T14:46:00.001+08:00

okay, i take back every single shit i said about this song. nobody totally pwns lor. cant get it out off my bloody head!

noms

2009-06-15T09:52:00.005+08:00

haiz, had band investiture last friday, feel dam weird. after being there for so long, have to leave. right now i am sort of retired i guess, now that i have handed my post over to allen{that short short guy who keep visiting "The Bench of Truth"}. but was like awesome and funny, even though i kinda hate the wondergirls song. and thanks everyone for the awesome fun i had. and of course taupok-ing awal dam fun.

A7X

2009-06-08T16:42:00.003+08:00

zoms, realised that i've been listening to more of avenged sevenfold recently, like this MV, not bad, though the meaning is kinda fucked up:

SYF FIESTA 2009

2009-06-06T09:12:00.006+08:00

just woke up, wish i could sleep longer leh. thanks lar, mike. yesterday was like awesome. ELDDS and dance totally owned the stage. awesome. then told eugene they all to go ahead of me and wait at mos burger while i crapped with my band people. i managed to reach mos burger just as zhoa wei and eugene bought their supper. went to order food also. but i got tio owned by the cashier. she said" sorry sir, but we are closed." i was like "WTF, GO AND DIE LAR, EUGENE BOUGHT HIS FOOD JUST SECONDS BEFORE!" then went to school and met up with allen they all. had supper at mac and walked about wasting time so i got home at about 12.30 plus this morning. slept for only 9 hours i guess. whoa lar, mike teo still want to have lesson today, dam his smelly ass.

more lame shit

2009-06-05T14:16:00.014+08:00

BREAKING NEWS:HUMMER SCANDAL!!!ZOMS!!!

this is an environmental activist:
and this is a hummer H2:
the hummer is known for one particular attribute that makes it oh so fucking famous, or rather infamous. it is one hell of a fuel guzzler. so, generally when a bloody environmental activist spots one of this babies, the activist would go siow and start burning that piece of metal on the fuckin spot.
however, there is an exeption, kranji's very own environmental ativist, david archula. well the thing is, arcuhla wants to be a screwball and buy one of those hummers.
this is a unedited quote from him, "I am truly impressed with its incredible gas milage. hummer should be praised for its laudable efforts in making the H2 better for the environment. now, the hummer boasts a spendid gas milage of 0.1 miles per gallon!"
environmental activists all our the world have declared war against him and are bent on violating his ass to get him to pay for this atrocity.
this is Ganesh, reporting this breaking news staight from hell, have a good night.

2009-06-02T16:28:00.005+08:00

zoms, this is the dance group who fucked susan boyle in the britain's got talent, zoms!!!! the small lil punk trashed her sia!!! zoms, zoms!!!

nom nom nom

2009-05-23T12:29:00.003+08:00

sian. havent really been blogging much lately. but i tell you this. i am so gonna fucking love next week. coz, i don't need to come to school. while everyone is stuck at school till 6 in the afternoon, i can stay at home and slack my ass off. madam yong finally did something good for a change.

cursed shit

2009-05-07T20:43:00.003+08:00

i swear the teng tengs and i are cursed. it must have started when back when we started poning school together. and i got a good feeling who cursed us;MIKE! okay, maybe teh mike part is total bullshit, but the curse part is dam fucking real, i swear. first, mah teng yue kana pwned by the piano. now, i kana pwned by algae. fuck, what's with this shity curse. and now, since teng yi is the only one never kana by that shit, we have gots to go on another road trip. wednesday? maybe, maybe not. but the thing is, to get rid of that curse, all of us must kana...one by one...

2009-04-29T17:56:00.004+08:00

here's a song to sooth your frayed nerves and to get rid of the frustrations caused by both e.maths papers.

over

2009-04-29T17:44:00.002+08:00

in spite of all our of all our failures we must stand strong. all hope is yet to be lost.

drum set

2009-04-24T16:16:00.004+08:00

i don't know why{actually i do}
but
i seem to have fallen for you
you are my one and only...
DRUM SET!!!
man, i really wanna learn how to play the drums leh. its like oooh so cool lor. can't wait to get my hands on one. woohoo!

epic screw up

2009-04-21T16:28:00.005+08:00

dam it, i suck. yesterday i had english oral. i kana by miss tang. and you know what? i accidently greeted her as "good afternoon TANG." i was like fuck, i just screwed up my paper before it even started. but fortunately she was like too focused on her marking that i think she didn't notice my little mistake. overall, i think that the oral was kinda hard but miss tang was kind of lenient so i think that i can get okay sort of marks. i just hope that she didn't take it too personally and screw up me even more.

choir

2009-04-18T08:31:00.019+08:00

choir just finished their syf. seeing them so fucking emo reminded me on just how emo i was after my syf. dam, i swear i spent at least 3 days emoing off, and that says alot since i am the kind who would hardly be emo. sigh. guess i just got to live with the fact that KSB is a silver band. but that is so not going to stop me from loving band.
KSB ROXZ YO MOM!!!

mty antics

2009-04-15T15:53:00.008+08:00

today, the teng tengs and i poned school. and you know what? teng yue pwns yo mom! at fort canning park we decided to seek the shelter of the fort canning park centre coz it was starting to rain like shit. then we entered a ballet class to see what it was like inside. immediately teng yue spotted a piano and started jamming some lame shit. since i was a bit behind them, i had the chance to glance at a mirror. and you know what? behind us were a bunch of office people having a meeting. and they were all staring at mty!!! i tried signalling him to scram, but he didn't notice. only a few seconds later than only he notice lor. thats was when we all ran like faggot minges like that. OMS!!! teng yue pwns!!!

gd song

2009-04-12T17:32:00.006+08:00

here's a song by Disturbed to spruce up your day. so without further ado, here's "Stricken":

fcuk u

2009-04-11T18:46:00.010+08:00

good friday sucks to the core.
it was like the most boring day of my life.
ever.
i woke up unusually early at about 6.30.
saw nothing good on the tv so i went to slack off by reading the newspaper for a while.
things got so darn boring i decided to go to the library and borrow some tamil books.
or at least thats what i told my mum to get out of the house.
got to lot 1 and found out that the library was closed so went to slack off at popular.
then i got really pissed coz all the bloody books there were prasanth books with all the lame magic shitload inside.
why cant popular sell real books like "The Bear and The Dragon" or something of the sort sia?
got so fucking dam bored i went back home.
even dying would be more eventful than being stuck at home.
dam.
can my life get more dull???
why must i be grounded???
why???
how can dropping to basic tamil possibly warrant this???
this is just dam bloody faggot!!!
i see everyone going out and having fun while i'm stuck at home.
its as if i will actually go and study lor.
its dam bloody pointless.
sigh...
guess life is just full of shit and one's just got live with it.
sigh...
sighs...
sighs....
sighs.....
sighs......
fuck.

blunder

2009-04-06T20:14:00.006+08:00

dam shit man. i totally regret wagering my dick. in case you don't know, which is highly unlikely{thanks to the almighty Iqbalia}, i said that if band got silver for syf, i would chop off my dick. if we got gold, a dick and a ball. if we got gold with honors, everything goes off. dam, now that we've gotten silver, i don't know whether to laugh or to cry coz everyone is chasing after my dick. i really pity myself, sigh...how the fuck get myself into this kind of shit...

fuck shit

2009-04-04T09:52:00.007+08:00

fuck, fuck, fuck. today has got to be one of my most emo moments of all time. dam sia. our syf just ended yesterday. to be frank i think overall we played like delta. so naturally we all were like pretty high and all. then came the results:
"Day 5, Band number 93: Silver."
i was like WTF! seriously, it was like being kana slapped in the face sia. fuck. i was like emoing off at the balcony and, despite predicting the result a long time ago, still trying to deny reality. only the sadist part of me was somewhat satisfied coz not a single band got gold for that session, not even nan yang girl's or montfort. but its still dam chee bye man, really.

syf is here

2009-04-03T06:45:00.006+08:00

SYF 2009!!! ;}

its finally here. all the torture and agony better be worth it. Jia yo band!!!

omfs

2009-04-02T20:36:00.004+08:00

oh my fucking shit. today is like the last day before syf man. finally the day of reckoning has arrived. to be honest i feel friggin high. as if i am on crack. shit i love this bloody feeling. jia yo band. we can achieve something. thats all i am gonna say...other than fuck man, i love this shiok feeling yeahhhhhh!!!!

ptm

2009-03-29T08:38:00.004+08:00

omg, its that time of the year again. dam it. its PTM time, the time where you get tio owned by your parents again. fuck hor? this time round i really don't know what the heck to day about the meeting coz i didn't attend it in the first place . you see my dad didn't wanna go for the shit session coz he said that the teachers will all be an ass and say the same crap all over again. okay maybe he didn't day that, but you get the general idea right? they confirm the usual" ganesh never pays attention in class, never hands in work and yada yada yada". so my dad didn't go. but miss wong called my dad and asked him to come to school at 9.00am on saturday morning. i couldn't make coz band was at holy innocent's high school having an exchange. so i kinda escaped all the shit.{by the way the exchange was like dam uber funny coz we kinda lost our way and went to some chij primary sch and then to a chij sec sch before we realised its not chij we are going to but holy innocent's. dam funny and stupid sia.}and that day was lucky coz on friday, alot of teachers wanted to complain directly to my dad, so yea i was like dam lucky. but i guess i wasn't lucky enough coz when i got home i got the bloody fucking cane waiting for me...

wat a week

2009-03-23T17:57:00.005+08:00

WTF!!! what a week indeed! last week was one of the freakiest ever sia. okay let me break it down now. basically i spent monday to wednesday studying for bio SPA. man that name is dam deceiving sia. its certainly not relaxing hor. i crammed a lot of info into my bloody head studying for that shit. danm immediately after that SPA i had band. so xenia and i took mr lim's car to henderson secondary school for an exchange{still think we suck}. then came to school and started camp proper. omg that camp was kinda spooky. we were telling each other ghost stories in the band room when one of us said that there was a ghost in the band store room. was dam fucking curious about the issue so i went inside with some ppl. we got everyone to shut their ass holes and switched off the store room lights. then we waited. then suddenly the guys screamed and ran out. i was wondering why the heck they ran out when they told me that they had heard breathing sounds. i din hear anything. so i went in the second time. this time i heard some breathing. got scared like shit man. so we ran out of the bloody store room. third time i went in i think i heard a dam low and menacing laugh. since nobody seemed to respond to that, i kept my mouth shut and waited. then we heard a percussion bell playing. all of us heard that. it was dam definite and it was very real.that got us fucking spooked up and we ran out like shit like that. oh my fucking shit, i dun recall being so freaked out before sia! it was seriously scary. but thinking back, i was wonder if i was imagining things sia, coz not everyone heard the breathing and i was like the only person to hear that laughter. so it could be that case, but then everyone heard that percussion bell eh? that bell i swear was dam bloody real. damm, i wish i knew if it made by an explainable source or not. but i admit its was fucking scary and entertaining to a certain degree.

hammerfall

2009-03-16T17:19:00.009+08:00

oooh, heard that hammerfall just released a new album. i wonder if it will be as nice as all hope is gone sia. usually their songs are power metal, so it should be nice. but till then, lets listen to the last year's song of the year-slipknot's psychosocial:
here are the lyrics:

Lyrics Slipknot lyrics - Psychosocial lyrics

dam

2009-03-16T15:10:00.005+08:00

dam! today sux to the core sia. first thing this morning, i went to have breakfast at mac. bought myself a sausage mcgriddle with egg and ate with jun wei and company. and if you are gonna ask me to rate the food, i'll give it a 6.5 on a scale of 10 coz its way too sweet. anyways was talking about their SPA han wen told me at about 10.25 that my TL oral was gonna start at 10.30. i was like "doesn't that start at 11.00?" so i ended up running to my house and then to school. when i reached i was told by miss losiny that it starts at 11.00. i also learnt that prasanth was idiot clever enuf to tell han wen that 10.30. dam u lar. in the end, i think i read the bloody passage well enuf despite the fact that my cher made me do normal tamil and not basic tamil. but the conversation was a killer. she asked me to talk about protecting the environment and i was like "how the fuck do you say this in tamil sia?" that pretty much screwed my up ah then went home in despair and cursing people than usual.

ad of the year

2009-03-12T16:03:00.007+08:00

okay, the author of THE-EMBLEM-OF-CRAP is proud to present the ad of the year. yes my dear fucked up frenz, it is that time of the year when i give the oscar equivalent addy awards. so without further ado, let me announce the first prized winner... it none other than{drumroll} ganesh!!! yeahh!!! here's showing the ad:
"yo pp, bored and dun have a life? here's the perfect solution- come down to republic poly on the 5th of june to watch Slap Your Face fiesta. yes my dear morons, it is the concert of the year where all the performing arts gather under one roof and blow the house{poly} down. if that ain't a good enuf reason to waste your time watching lame shit, here's another one:its for free. so as long as you happen to be a kranjian, u can pay the 15 bucks tru edusave and not even cough up a single cent. so wat are you idiots waiting for, jus contact me and i'll settle the rest. oh, and dun forget, yours truly may be performing also. see you there."
wow, wasn't that ad spectacular? jus pity that son of a bitch who would bother to go waste his time there.
and for the 1st runner up, the winner is censored{highlight this entire sentence}.

2009-03-07T09:23:00.005+08:00

you see my cute lil friend on top? i feel just like him right now{na na na}. i jus poned the lamest shit ever-road run. yeahhhh! feel so shiok and realaxed. saw everyone run like mad like that when i woke up and couldnt' help but to laugh like hell. yeahhhh! such a nice feelin, seeing everyone run infront of your house. ahhh... so warm and fuzzy.

cute shit

2009-03-05T22:27:00.005+08:00

iqbal found this. it has gots to be the cutest shit ever. watch out for the rabbit eating carrots:
dun cha feel like squealing like shit like that?

service learning

2009-03-05T20:00:00.004+08:00

i just finished service learning about an hour ago. we went to metta home. so we kinda left school at around 2.15 and reached there in 15mins. upon reaching there, we alighted and split into 2 groups, the outdoor{mine} and indoor. my group went in first to meet them. when i saw them, i din really notice their faces, i just noticed that they dressed a bit funny, them i saw their faces. i still remember JJ's reaction. he immediately attack miss zam for scamming us, coz miss zam said that they were normal people but in actuall fact they were a bit disabled. then we led them to the bus and to the sembawang park. we started playing ball games and charades with them. i tried helping returning the ball back to them whenever they dropped it. but that was like almost all that i could do since they dun really noe english. so i felt kinda useless for a while and went to help out with the food. then had nothing better to do so i went to the beach and kept throwing twigs into the water. then JJ spotted a crab shell, and washed it with sea water. by the time i go bak everyone was packing up and leaving the area. so went back to metta and met up with the other half of the class. haziq said that the performence quite okay, then we went to makan at KFC. then met you jie and frenz there and went home together. dam sleepy after that sia, dun noe why.

syf sux

2009-03-02T18:44:00.006+08:00

its official, yesterday was the worst sunday ever. of all the days, i had to have syf rehearsal on a sunday. i understand that its like the only time slot but, honestly, which bloody idiot goes to school on a sunday? i had to leave my house at around 5.00pm and reached SCH at about 6.45pm. still have bad memories of that place {i remember that my reed got kana screwed real bad and i had a lot of trouble even blowing a single note}. then we got down to business and played musical chairs. so basically we changed our seating arrangement to suit the acoustic properties of the hall. as if that will save us from getting a bronze or COP. then we went bak to school. reached the school at about 10.00pm i think. after that went for dinner and went home. to sum it all up, it was a sheer waste of time. face it there is no way band can actually get more than a bronze, we simply suck shit. and if we do get a silver, i promise to chop off my dcik. i think the only thing nice about yesterday was watching Ip man on the bus. that movie dam nice sia. but din manage to finish the movie, wasted.

e.maths

2009-02-26T19:37:00.008+08:00

okay here's my result for e.maths:44%.
i know, i got trashed BIG time, right? i honestly felt like fucking myself bad when i found out my marks. right now, i really wish that i had studied matrices. when i did the paper and saw the questions were mostly matrices, i frigged out seriously. i never even study that shit at all ah. the best part was when they asked me to multiply the marices, i was like "u can multiply one meh?". so i guess i got all the matrices wrong like shit and that pretty much screwed up my entire paper fucking upside down. then when that scammer casually told me my results and asked me to drop a.maths coz of that, i was like "go fuck yourself you faggot son of a bitch, you!" shit man, if i keep screwing up like this, i confirm fail 'o' level sia. die ah, die.

kns

2009-02-21T13:39:00.009+08:00

this friday shiok man. straight after the common test we went to eat at pizza hut. ended paying less than i expected{ only 11 bucks and not he usual 20 i chalk up}. we wanted wasted time so we went to the cck park. teng yi brought us to a so-called jungle there. dam nice sia. its not like those commercial places like bt timah. its really tranquil. the path led to the stagmont camp behind the cck secondary. should bring more ppl there again. dam nice place. tricky bit was crossing a wide drain which even someone as gay as tian rui could do. OMS! surprising hor? {bonus pic at bottom to piss him} then we went to teng yi's house to waste our time for fun. such a great way to get rid of the common test week stress hor? pity my bag's buckle broke and i had to carry it for quite some distance before i realised that all i had to do was to tie a knot to form a blockage to prevent the strap form sliding past the buckle. but still need to buy new bag. sigh...more money flying away.

its over

2009-02-20T16:16:00.007+08:00

tuesday, February 17, a date which will live in infamy-the students of kranji were suddenly and deliberately attacked by the moron lee of the empire of KSS... always will we remember the character of the attack against us... i assert that we will not only defend ourselves to the uttermost, but will make very certain that this form of treachery shall never endanger us again. with confidence in our sheer stupidity- with the unbound determination of our students- we will gain the inevitable triumph, and we have!
okay, lets cut the crap. what i mean to say that in spite of being kana fucked by all those bloody papers, we have survived!!! now to wait for the results. then to get kana skinned alive by our parents, coz i think i screwed up a lot of papers real friggin bad.

special request

2009-02-16T17:13:00.006+08:00

okay here's a special requst from zhi. its a fan made version of avatar. if u dun lyke it, u noe who to blame.

common test

2009-02-16T16:41:00.007+08:00

HAPPY COMMON TESTS!
this is the week to get owned by teachers lyke legacy. so, have plenty of 'fun'!

bloodshed

2009-02-15T10:56:00.008+08:00

i am dam sure that u all have heard of bloody sunday,{ maybe not hao keet} but u all got hear of bloody saturday? here's wat happened. i went for cca this saturday expecting to be bored to hell. as usual got lunch break at about 12 noon. so we went to limbang. when we got bak hor, we saw an ambulance at the school foyer.{ note that i said ambulance and not st johns ambulance hor} at first i din think much of it, but then i saw yong kian kana brought down the stairs and into the ambulance. his hand lyke bandaged a bit, so again i din think much of it. but when i go up the stairs hor, i was BLOOD! got one teacher and a badminton girl washing blood away. then i was lyke OMS! apparently from wat i heard, yong kian dived for a shuttle cock and landed on his arm. then kana until lyke NC16 movie sia. man, thank god i nvr pon band that day, if not i would have missed out in the action. but yong kian is okay now, i think coz i saw him tday. if only this kind of things happened on more regular basis, confirm school would be alot more entertaining. if only...

pissing pple off

2009-02-10T19:07:00.012+08:00

tday has got to be the best recess ever. started out with me buying a plate of nasi goreng. then headed out to the usual spot by the DnT block. on the way there saw teng yi fleeing the spot followed by the rest. was wondering why the heck when teng yi pointed out yi han's presence. when i saw her hor OMS, couldnt tahan one bit. i go chiong past her and pretend to go our spot. u should have seen her bloody face man. it was lyke wtf. its lyke the only word i can use to describe her reaction. so dam fucking funny sia. then we all entered the canteen and purposely eat in front of her. that useless head prefect freakin funny sia, keep spamming jun yong to tuck in his shirt. then we cannot take keep laughing lyke siow. that probably made her more pissed off, coz she go bark whether we would be laughing if tian rui was in a coffin. then we laugh even more coz tian has a major problem trying not to smile lyke gay lyke that. i actually managed to choke on my nasi goreng sia. then saw her writing down our names and laughed lyke shit. she finally siam in the end after so long. zhi best, kept imitating her by scolding tian rui to stop smiling. owned! so after that recess i learnt smt that i thought was bullshit until then- prefects are useful to a certain degree {and i thought only prefects lyke emily and haziq rock}. cant w8 for her to scold us tmr man. confirm dam funny to the core.

PE

2009-02-07T17:14:00.010+08:00

had PE this wednesday. that teacher of ours make us do 2.4 trial run. kinda of early hor? was tiring ah, after not running for so long, but i think i did decent enough. managed to cross the finishing line with a timing of 12.11 min. u noe wats the funny part, better runners than me{zhi & haziq} both kana stomach ache in the first round sia. they both tio owned by themselves. then we went off to play soccer. my class dam freaking lame sia. stil wanna play captains ball. wat kinda self respecting moron will play that shit. luky mr kong say he will teach rugby soon. cnt w8 sia. confirm will be dam fun. hopefuly its contact rugby but idoubt so. so gotta w8 for it.

day of black sun

2009-02-03T20:05:00.008+08:00

the invasion has begun. yes, u heard it- Avatar is bak on okto. yes!!! finally after so long they have started with the invasion plans. the whole episode{ part 1&2} was seriously spectacular. they attack with subs then still got tanks sia. then Zuko still can defect from the fire nation. cool hor? pity the day of black sun ended b4 they could capture the fire lord. it was an epic fail to be frank. if that was D day, i would be typing in jap rite now.in the end Azula was the one who saved the entire nation. she kinda foresaw the entire attack and got the fire lord into hiding. stupid Aang ah, nvr get the info abt the eclipse in time to the king at Ba Sing Se, fucking noob shit. who ask him to screw up the entire invasion? nvr mind, must thank him actually. if not the fire nation would have fallen{ long live the fire nation!} so guess i got to stay in tune for the next eps.

moster reborn

2009-01-29T15:53:00.006+08:00

yo ppl, the security issue has been dealt with and thus this blog has been reborn!!!{ lyke monster reborn lyke that sia}yea!!!

security breach

2009-01-01T23:59:00.007+08:00

Due to a most unfortunate security breach, all posts on this blog have been removed. This blog will be updated as soon as the problem is deemed to have been fixed.